I love Halloween. I love to dress up and pretend I’m going to share my candy with the kiddies but really I’m going to stuff my big, fat, greedy, gluttonous, face with my huge bowl of candy and watch my huge body grow fatter and fatter!
Watch me hide in the house eating all the candy as the trick or treaters pass by my house because the light is out. After all the candy is gone and I’m stuffed to the top with chocolates and sweets I shake my big belly and wiggle my fat ass to show you where all those calories are going to land.
